AwkwardPenguin's Fanfiction

Hi there, I'm 00AwkwardPenguin00, and this is my fanfiction archive. Most of what you'll find here are fanfictions that I've written for NCIS, Harry Potter, and Danny Phantom. I do a lot of crossovers and Alternate Universe stories, so if that's not your thing, you're in the wrong place, boyo. I'll also be posting a lot of links to other fanfictions I like or think are interesting, and some pictures/drawings/behind-the-scenes blurbs about my stories, as well. Updates will be sporadic in both length and timing, so beware. So sit back, relax, and enjoy!

fancypantswatson:

Potterlock AU: John was wounded as an Auror, not in Afghanistan. He gets away with a bit of magic in the flat, because Sherlock doesn’t pay much attention to domestic things.

(via benedict--cumberbatch)

writingprompts:

#716
Pessimistic Future

Total zombie apocalypse!!

writingprompts:

#716

Pessimistic Future

Total zombie apocalypse!!

Because HomeDepot.com is being annoying and not letting me upload these pictures, I’m borrowing my Tumblr  account so that I can copy/paste them instead. So enjoy my crappy attempt at drawing blueprints!

FYI, these are plans for a fold-out desk I’m planning on building in my room. When I have the time and money. XD

rufftoon:

If I don’t update much, blame this guy. One day, when I’ll start updating a lot, you can thank him.
https://www.facebook.com/RiseoftheGuardians

This is a rendering of the version of the winter sprite Jack Frost from the new movie Rise of the Guardians, coming out this Wednesday. I’m really excited for it— Chris Pine, who plays a young Jim Kirk in the Star Trek reboot, is the voice of Jack Frost, and from what I’ve seen of previews and the movie’s website, it’s going to be totally awesome! 

rufftoon:

If I don’t update much, blame this guy. One day, when I’ll start updating a lot, you can thank him.

https://www.facebook.com/RiseoftheGuardians

This is a rendering of the version of the winter sprite Jack Frost from the new movie Rise of the Guardians, coming out this Wednesday. I’m really excited for it— Chris Pine, who plays a young Jim Kirk in the Star Trek reboot, is the voice of Jack Frost, and from what I’ve seen of previews and the movie’s website, it’s going to be totally awesome! 

“Fanfiction is a way of the culture repairing the damage done in a system where contemporary myths are owned by corporations instead of owned by folk.”

—   Henry Jenkins (via awwyeahquotes)

(Source: saved-awwyeahquotes, via also-also)

birdstump:

— by ajaja

IT’S SO CUTE AND FLUFFY I’M GONNA DIE!!

birdstump:

— by ajaja

IT’S SO CUTE AND FLUFFY I’M GONNA DIE!!

(via also-also)

bananasandguavas:

this whole summer is just me drawing ideas that my sister and i come up with…
clint and natasha this time, i don’t feel like explaining this.

This is the most awesome, plot-bunny inducing fanart I’ve ever seen. I’m in love with the concept of Winged!Characters, but very, very rarely do I ever come across any good Winged!Character stories. Anyone out there in cyberspace, if you know of any good Winged!Character stories, regardless of fandom, please please please please please please please with a humongous cherry on top direct me to them. I will be forever grateful.

bananasandguavas:

this whole summer is just me drawing ideas that my sister and i come up with…

clint and natasha this time, i don’t feel like explaining this.

This is the most awesome, plot-bunny inducing fanart I’ve ever seen. I’m in love with the concept of Winged!Characters, but very, very rarely do I ever come across any good Winged!Character stories. Anyone out there in cyberspace, if you know of any good Winged!Character stories, regardless of fandom, please please please please please please please with a humongous cherry on top direct me to them. I will be forever grateful.

(via also-also)

missfolly:

You never know when you may need a good chart on Medieval Armour : ) Miss Folly

True that— this might actually come in handy, since I have a discontinued fic I might bring back to life that takes place in the middle ages.

missfolly:

You never know when you may need a good chart on Medieval Armour : ) Miss Folly

True that— this might actually come in handy, since I have a discontinued fic I might bring back to life that takes place in the middle ages.

(via elfentau)

Steve Rogers— In the Wind by 00AwkwardPenguin00 by tmedoff featuring paul smithPaul Smith , $72 / Chris Evans The Avengers Rogers Captain America WW 2 Men’s Bomber… / Mens NVRBRKN. Selvedge Chino Pants DC Shoes / American Eagle Outfitters Ae Plaid Button-Down / Slub Plain Crew T-Shirt, $32 / Brooks Brothers Filson® Small Duffel Bag / Dr. Martens 1460 / Disguise Captain America Movie Adult Shield
Jill Davenport— In The Wind by 00AwkwardPenguin00 by tmedoff featuring harley davidsonIsabella Oliver sweatshirts and hoody / American Vintage vintage shirt, $67 / Wallis biker jacket / Silver Jeans bootcut jeans, $205 / Harley-Davidson harley davidson / Motorcycle glove / Blaster 4.0 Black / Brown Coloured Contacts (Comfort) / Z1R Phantom Solid Full Face Helmet

The Avengers | Remember the Name

compiled by gabygal7 from YouTube

Just an awesome vid I thought I’d share.

Jill Davenport— Classy Biker Chick by tmedoff featuring vintage shirtsIsabella Oliver sweatshirts and hoody / American Vintage vintage shirt, $67 / Wallis biker jacket / Silver Jeans bootcut jeans, $205 / Harley-Davidson harley davidson / Motorcycle glove / Blaster 4.0 Black / Brown Coloured Contacts (Comfort) / Z1R Phantom Solid Full Face Helmet
2009 Kawasaki Ninja 650R Review Picture 23 of 23 - Motorcycle USA   (clipped to polyvore.com)
seriously-what-is-my-life:

So. Yeah. I spent two hours doing this instead of writing a paper analyzing Susan Bordo’s ‘Hunger as Ideology’ for my English 102. I blame the fact that Wade Wilson invaded my brain somehow and ruined my work ethic.
Thanks Wade, thanks a bunch.
Besides that here’s a S.H.I.E.L.D. application form! Fill it out, enjoy it, just ask if you want to use it in roleplaying or anything!

This seriously sent my fanfiction writer soul into howling “SQUEEE!”s of joy. This shall make it in some form or another into a story… possibly “Pack Mentality”. 
You shall be hearing from me very soon, boxfullofbuttons.

seriously-what-is-my-life:

So. Yeah. I spent two hours doing this instead of writing a paper analyzing Susan Bordo’s ‘Hunger as Ideology’ for my English 102. I blame the fact that Wade Wilson invaded my brain somehow and ruined my work ethic.

Thanks Wade, thanks a bunch.

Besides that here’s a S.H.I.E.L.D. application form! Fill it out, enjoy it, just ask if you want to use it in roleplaying or anything!

This seriously sent my fanfiction writer soul into howling “SQUEEE!”s of joy. This shall make it in some form or another into a story… possibly “Pack Mentality”. 

You shall be hearing from me very soon, boxfullofbuttons.

Tony DiNozzo— Borrower (and Master Prankster) by tmedoff featuring zip up hoodiesGAP zip up hoody / Moleskin pants / High heels / Jack Spade  / Metal belt / Banana Republic Soft Wash Cotton T Shirt